Saturday, April 24, 2010

Three naked men in a sauna..........?

an american, japanese and an irishman. they hear a beeping sound and the american touches his arm and says "that my pager, i've a microchip under my skin." next a phone rings and the japanese man lifts his palm to his ear and says "i've a microchip in my hand." the irishman feeling very low tech, goes to the loo and comes back with loo paper hanging from his bum. he says " oh jesus would you look at that i've got a fax coming through."

Three naked men in a sauna..........?
hehe very cheeky love it
Reply:purty good
Reply:Funny. Like TBS.
Reply:cute
Reply:Excellent.. must remember that one.
Reply:I liked it!!!
Reply:good one!
Reply:A+ well done
Reply:Fantastico!!!





Don't ya just love the Irish!





got any more where that came from?








xxx
Reply:hahahahahahahahahaha....brilliant
Reply:That´s the best one I heared tonight , very good
Reply:I like it! Gonna repeat that one to my buddies tomorrow!
Reply:funny
Reply:this is very good, it made me laugh
Reply:LOL. Aaaw! LOL.





Have a great evening!


I have just bought A new nokia n70..?

where should i copy the themes file from my pc to my cell phone... In which folder should i copy that .sis file... In the skins folder of my phone there are some folders made .. If i copy in that it is not working.. If possible plz send me even the steps if possible

I have just bought A new nokia n70..?
To install the themes, you have 2 options.





1. use Nokia PC Suite. Connect Phone to PC. Double click the Theme SIS File. PC Suite will ask if you want to install the program, say yes, then complete the installation on the phone when instructed by Nokia PC Suite. Once installation is completed, you will find the new theme installed





2. Copy the SIS file to the memory card %26amp; then use the phone's file manager (Menu-%26gt;Tools-%26gt;File Manager) to open the SIS file. Continue the installation from then just as explained earlier.

shamrock

Simply laugh!!?

american,japanese and sadar were sitting in a sauna


there was a beeping sound,american pressed his arm n beep stopped


" that was my pager,ihave a microchip under the skin'


later a phone rang,japanese lifted his palm to his ear


"that was my mobile phone,i have a microchip in my hand"


sadar decided to do something impressive.he went to the toilet n returned with a piece of 'toilet paper' hanging from his butt.


"i'm getting a FAX"!!

Simply laugh!!?
THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE THANX FOR THAT TAKE CARE
Reply:lol she got 10 points like that? thats bullshit man! Report It

Reply:haha, cute
Reply:wow
Reply:Thanks for the laugh! LOL
Reply:Ha..ha..ha...still smiling thinking of it
Reply:hahahaha... *still giggling*


thnx for the giggles... =)
Reply:funny
Reply:hahahaha.....nice one!!
Reply:funny
Reply:GOOOD ONE
Reply:good one dude like it
Reply:Very funny!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:wow
Reply:That was nice.....
Reply:Lol...guddd one...
Reply:Funny!hahaha!
Reply:no comment


Does anyone where i can get a piece of software called skinman?

I was on getjar.com when i noticed a link to get free skins for motorola phones i followed this link and downloaded a skin however i need some software called SkinMan however i have searched for it and can not find it pls help

Does anyone where i can get a piece of software called skinman?
I have also and have not found anything at all.


I'm pregnant, and got blood work done at the doctors yesterday. How long till I get HIV results from Kaiser?

So, I have Kaiser Permanente insurance, and I'm pregnant. I got a bunch of blood drawn for the standard tests they give all women, including HIV. I hate getting tested for HIV because I always seem to stress out and somehow convince myself I have it, when I've always been fine. The nurse who took my blood said I would get a phone call from my doctor is anything was wrong, but that they won't call if I'm fine. About how many days do you think will go by before I can stop jumping out of my skin everytime the phone rings because I think it's the doctor calling me to tell me I'm dying. I know most of the time through clinics, it's 3 days. I dont know if it's the same with Kaiser, wondering if anyone else knows. I got my blood taken on Tuesday around noon, and went through today (Wedsenday) with no call. How much longer until I can stop freaking out about the phone????

I'm pregnant, and got blood work done at the doctors yesterday. How long till I get HIV results from Kaiser?
If you have online with them, you can check there. that is where I check them. They should call you tomorrow. They don't normal call if they are good, they will send it in the mail to you. But If you don't have a account set up i think you should it. you can e-mail your doctor's and really know what your dx are and alot of other cool things. You can check ur lab results. Good luck hun, I think you are ok, I think they would call you by now if it was somthing more.
Reply:First of all, you did a great thing by getting all the testing done for the sake of your baby. As far as the HIV test, it really depends on how they process the test. If it's done locally with a rapid test your results should be the same or next day, if the blood sample was sent to a regular lab, it can take any where from 3 to 10 days depending where the lab is locate.





And in most states your HIV results should be given to you face to face. There are strict rules about your confidentiality.





Good Luck
Reply:Most likely if you are HIV positive you would be told in person. They did other tests also so they could be calling about anything. My other suggestions would be to call them if you are so nervous about it and just ask what results are back.


If you did find out you were HIV positive in America there is amazing care for you and your baby. The trick to not transmitting to your child is following the medical care that they tell you. The faster you learned about the HIV and were able to suppress the virus the less likely your baby would become infected.


Why is my extended battery for the LG Chocolate so big?

man i just got my extended battery for my LG Chocolate phone... and wow why is it so big? i thought it was going to be like the regular battery only just with more power but this thing like pops out my phones looks wickity wack! and i just bought a skin for my phone so when i get it im not sure if i should put it on the extended battery or on the regular one.. lameeeee

Why is my extended battery for the LG Chocolate so big?
Sorry, all extended batteries are large than standard ones. You get almost double the battery life... Think of it this way - can you fit almost twice as much water into the same size cup?





With the Chocolate it actually makes the weight of the phone more balanced and easier for texting...





I'm sure you'll get used to it. That phone needs it.
Reply:Larger batteries are required to hold more energy. There is a finite limit to all electronics. Why can't you use a AAA battery to run your car? They only hold so many electrons and discharge is based on the size and application.
Reply:more mass = more charge
Reply:the extended battery is huge!! i know!! i had one but it annoyed me soo mcuh! so i stuck w. the normal one. just stick it on the chargerr every night! good choice of phone.. i hav a green one and a white on [i broke the white one =P] and i %26lt;33 i reccoment the chocolate for all people looking for phones. it jsut overheats easily.





to answer your question, stick wityh the regular one and keep the other one handy incase your normal one runs out. just make sure you keep the spare in a non-loosable place..
Reply:ALMOST EVERY EXTENDED BATTERY IS BIGGER TO HANDLE THE BIGGER CAPACITY. BIGGER ISN'T ALWAYS BETTER IN THIS CASE I GUESS. IT CHANGES THE WAY IT LOOKS, BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS IT WILL LET YOU TALK A WHOLE LOT MORE. THE SKIN PROBABLY WON'T EVEN FIT WITH THE EXTENDED BATTERY ON IT. I ONLY USE MY EXTENDED BATTERY WHEN I TAKE TRIPS AND I ALSO USE MY STANDARD BATTERY AS WELL.


GOOD LUCK.
Reply:How do you expect the battery to hold a longer charge without an increase in size?
Reply:becuase it has to hold better battery life

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Friday, November 20, 2009

Motorola e398 skin?

how to transfer skin from pc to phone...when i copy it using usb fax/data cable,it say that my phone doesnt support that files although I copy the e398 skin...can someone HELP me PLEASEEEE..!

Motorola e398 skin?
go online and buy a software converter and convert it for the phone before you send it