Have a laugh and send one back..3 naked man in a sauna?

3 naked man in a sauna .an American Japanese and a Irish.


They heard a beeping sound,,


the American touches his arm and says. that's my pager .i have a microchip under my skin,


next. a phone rings and the Japanese man lifts his palm to his ear , he says i have a microchip in my hand,


The irish man feeling very lowtech went to the toilet .then cane back with a toilet paper hanging from his a r s .he says 'oh Jaysus would you look at that i'am getting a Fax message

Have a laugh and send one back..3 naked man in a sauna?
haha thats great 10
Reply:i like your hair
Reply:Brilliant lol.
Reply:Now that made me giggle
Reply:ROFL!
Reply:My mum told me that one years ago, and it is still funny. Who said Irish people are slow?
Reply:LOL good one.. Thanks :)





What’s the difference between a good secretary and an excellent one??


A good secretary says: “Good morning, sir.”


An excellent one says: “It’s morning, sir.”








What’s the difference between a virgin and a woman wants to commit suicide??


That woman is trying to die, but the virgin is dying to try!!!
Reply:LOL
Reply:An Irish family have been found frozen to death outside the Dublin Odeon cinema. They had been queuing for 3 weeks to see " Closed for the winter".





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Reply:hahahahhaaaa funny one..! :-)
Reply:... I am getting a fax right now too!
Reply:lol ..lol .. good one..
Reply:Good one. Here's one for you.


What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?


The Stones say - "Hey you, get off of my cloud" and the Scotsman says- "Hey McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"
Reply:thats a cracker!!!!!
Reply:brilliant
Reply:he he - that's going to the office tomorrow!
Reply:Though I have heard it before , it still makes me laugh. Thanks.
Reply:this has been posted in various forms many times over........
Reply:good1......v funny!
Reply:ha ha
Reply:Good one mate, have a star
Reply:Lol i like!





A naked man stands in the mirror and says to his wife, "Look at that, 12 stone of pure dynamite that is". The wife replies " Yea, shame about the two inch fuse!" Sorry guys xx
Reply:very funny,
Reply:an oldie but goodie!!!!





Ta for the laugh!!!!!
Reply:hehe





Little Johnny came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs sticking in the air?"





His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."





"Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"





"What do you mean?" said Dad.





"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"
Reply:ooo i like all these jokes, please keep them coming as i dont really have any good ones, but i will now! ;)
Reply:Hey pen it is good one for me.. after years and years.. how much ever you try to read the dfax.. tou wont believe my freind the other parties would have been keeping this fax at their arms' length...but still worth to see a colourful one... yes may be for the first time and with some value addition...
Reply:pretty good
Reply:i've heard that one before, it's a good joke
Reply:lol.....
Reply:there is nothing on the toilet paper so it is just a blank piece of paper not a fax

sorrel