One day I saw a girl walking by with those fluffy eskimo shoes and talking on her cell phone and wearing gucci

wearing a gucci purse so I ran up to her and then round housed her in the back of the head. Her sunglasses flew across the sidewalk and she dropped hard on her head on the cement. Then I took off her eskimo shoes and went to the bathroom and I pissed and jerked off in those shoes. I ran back to her and put her shoes backed on and then I punched her one more time and cracked her skull open. She chipped some skin of my knuckles, anyone got a bandaid?

One day I saw a girl walking by with those fluffy eskimo shoes and talking on her cell phone and wearing gucci
Dear puncher man,





I have enjoyed all of your questions. I would like to let you know that you are just one step short of being a real life Ninja and that is the ultimate lifestyle. Good luck with your journey.





-Chris


PS: Keep posting
Reply:wow that was really funny, u have anymore of those?
Reply:Not a fan of Gucci and eskimo shoes, are we?
Reply:omfg! i kno dat eskimo shoes should be banned but d*** u didnt have 2 do all dat
Reply:Next question please............Someone has @ss whooping tendencies





But thanx for the 2 pts.
Reply:wow thats special. i dont like people that can afford that sh!t anyways
Reply:That was not very nice. You must be crazy.